新的开始 » 恶搞 http://www.wangtianqi.com/blog 每一天都是新的开始 Wed, 07 Jul 2010 07:39:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 今天很猥琐,哈哈 http://www.wangtianqi.com/blog/127 http://www.wangtianqi.com/blog/127#comments Tue, 02 Dec 2008 08:54:31 +0000 czyhd http://cnc.wangtianqi.com/?p=127 王天琪(15827497***)正在使用中国移动宠物业务，想收您为宠物，宠物和主人之间互发短信0.02元/条，同意请回复“Y”，不同意回复“N”，详情请咨询10086。
然后….

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*** 2008-12-2 15:48:04
Y
我 2008-12-2 15:49:50
好的好的,我笑趴下了…
*** 2008-12-2 15:50:36
汪汪~主人~什么事可笑呢~
我 2008-12-2 15:51:27
哈哈,,还不快转发忽悠人去?
*** 2008-12-2 15:53:31
为~~什~~么~~~！！！我被耍了两遍啦~~~~
我 2008-12-2 15:55:02
赶快找心理平衡去…
*** 2008-12-2 15:56:55
放下手机~立地成佛~
我要做悲剧的终结者！！

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*** 2008-12-2 15:50:03
刚才你发的短信我无法打开，手机显示“无法支持”。估计是我手机有问题。有什么事情？麻烦再发一下！
我 2008-12-2 15:52:02
没事没事,以后我按时交作业…

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*** 2008-12-2 16:07:07
Y
我 2008-12-2 16:06:22
真乖啊,以后你就是我宠物了,哇哈哈
*** 2008-12-2 16:11:12
晕…我就没有听说过这个业务

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** 2008-12-2 15:34:24
Y
我 2008-12-2 15:31:39
宠物乖乖,寒假回去请你吃饭!
** 2008-12-2 15:41:28
大哥，对我可不能太好啊，是吧！千万别把小孩宠坏了啊
我 2008-12-2 15:42:45
嗯,你放心,你的口粮我按时定量供应

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*** 2008-12-2 15:27:07
是
我 2008-12-2 15:28:06
你好可爱哇，哈哈，以后就做我的宠物了
我 2008-12-2 15:30:15
寒假回去请我的乖宠物吃饭…
***2008-12-2 15:30:31
想什么美事呢
我
主人以后会好好疼你地~
***
你去死好不好
我
哈哈..
我
有人上当..太多太多了..
***
一看是飞信，就直接是了

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*** 2008-12-2 15:26:26
Y
我 2008-12-2 15:28:54
你好可爱哇，哈哈，以后就做我的宠物了
*** 2008-12-2 15:29:42
呵呵，你也好可爱呀！可以有好多宠物吗？
我 2008-12-2 15:31:02
哈哈,我想不到忽悠人这么多人回复Y,哈哈,笑趴下了
*** 2008-12-2 15:34:08
呵呵，但愿没有笑得显露原形

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*** 2008-12-2 15:28:39
???&&$#<￥{〖※♂♀☆☆●?◎★?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆★★★★?????↓↓↓↓
我 2008-12-2 15:35:11
你丫咋就不上当呢

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*** 2008-12-2 15:24:23
Y
我 2008-12-2 15:32:11
你好可爱哇，哈哈，以后就做我的宠物了

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*** 2008-12-2 15:24:31
是
我 2008-12-2 15:32:55
汗,你这么胖的宠物,喂你多费钱啊…哈哈
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** 2008-12-2 15:25:52
Y
** 2008-12-2 15:28:11
啊 我知道了。这又是恶稿短信对不?不厚道啊 害我上当
我 2008-12-2 15:34:08
哈哈,寒假回去请宠物吃饭啊,要乖

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*** 2008-12-2 15:26:10
你想死啊..誰是你宠物了
我 2008-12-2 15:35:43
哈哈,没上当
*** 2008-12-2 15:34:02
不会的..我这么聪明的呢..你过的还好吧.我们刚下课..你呢在干什么呢

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*** 2008-12-2 15:26:35
N
我 2008-12-2 15:32:31
不错,没上当
*** 2008-12-2 15:33:02
我傻呀！
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*** 2008-12-2 15:32:47
N
我 2008-12-2 15:35:24
你咋就不上当呢
*** 2008-12-2 15:44:56
差点就上当了.最近过得怎样啊?几号放假啊?
我 2008-12-2 15:42:26
我还行吧,一月中旬,你们呢?
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** 16:12:39
我是不会上当滴，哈哈

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*** 2008-12-2 15:50:41
你确定这是移动新业务么,我不要当宠物……
我 2008-12-2 15:51:09
你是为数不多的没上当的…

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** 2008-12-2 15:44:02
是
我 2008-12-2 15:47:40
嗯,你以后就是我的宠物了,哈哈
** 2008-12-2 15:55:57
额？不用去挖煤跳草裙舞吧？好，那得天天喂我好吃的～
我 2008-12-2 16:15:05
嗯,那个倒不用,哈哈,继续忽悠人去
我 2008-12-2 16:18:35
我今天忽悠的人太多了,短信都会不过来了,哈哈
** 2008-12-2 16:21:19
猥琐啊！你很有做人贩子，蛇头的潜质，嘿嘿…

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这里只是一部分…呵呵~~~

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]]> http://www.wangtianqi.com/blog/79/feed 3 提醒大家吸取教训 http://www.wangtianqi.com/blog/73 http://www.wangtianqi.com/blog/73#comments Tue, 06 May 2008 20:24:02 +0000 czyhd http://cnc.wangtianqi.com/word/?p=73 提醒大家吸取教训：
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]]> http://www.wangtianqi.com/blog/73/feed 2 今天两个美女送我回家 http://www.wangtianqi.com/blog/57 http://www.wangtianqi.com/blog/57#comments Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:51:27 +0000 czyhd http://cnc.wangtianqi.com/word/?p=57 嗯,别说我没绅士风度,这些是有原因的

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